Ugh... what is that smell? Oh right, it’s my disgusting pig loser. I totally forgot I was keeping you locked down here in my basement! You absolutely reek! I can’t believe how much you stink! Well, I guess I did ban you from taking showers HAHAHA. Just being trapped in my basement isn’t enough loser! We have to make sure no girls will ever want you so it’s best if you just stay as stinky and smelly as possible. Grunting, sweating, and gooning, all alone in the darkness, while you binge on my loser porn like a basement dwelling incel is all a pathetic loser gooner needs! You don’t need any sunlight stupid! Sunlight is REALLY bad for stinky goon pigs!

Omg you must be hungry! It’s been so long since I’ve been down here so I haven’t been feeding you at all! Don’t worry though, I’ll feed you just enough to keep you alive so you can keep wasting away all by yourself in your own filth! I guess we’ve turned my basement into your own personal pigsty, huh?

C’mere dumbfuck! I have your dinner right here! You see how perfect my ass is? That’s all you get to eat from now on. Stinky basement dwelling pigs don’t need real food! I know it might be tough to survive on just my ass sweat, but I can already see you drooling from just the thought of it hahaha! So go on you vile pig, eat up! Make sure to be extra desperate while you eat your dinner. I wanna hear oinks and snorts of appreciation while your pig snout is shoved up my ass! God, you’re soooo pathetic. It’s a total turn off! But I guess you’ve completely given up on having a life anyway, right? ;) No pussy for stinky pigs!

Maybe next time, I’ll bring some of my yummy Goddess garbage down here for you to munch on! Doesn’t that sound yummy? I know you just LOVE being my trashcan. I know we agreed you’d only be eating my ass for dinner from now on, but since I’m so generous, I’ll allow you to root around in my garbage like the pathetic piece of trash you are. Stinky pigs should be eating stinky garbage, right? And when you’re done eating, I can leave my trashcan down here for you! Who knows when I’ll be back again, so you can just live off whatever leftover garbage is in there. Who am I kidding, I know you’ll just end up having sex with my trashcan, right? Make sure to treat your garbage girlfriend well! Byeeee my pathetic stinky pig!

Stinky Basement Dweller