Went Out for Pinot Grigio, Ended Up Checking Myself Out For Content.
Price: $28.99
Length: 4 minutes
Size: 200 MB
Format: mp4
Resolution: 1080x1920
Added: 1/13/26 5:00 PM
Naturally, I imagined a dimly lit bar, a plate of overpriced burrata, and the delicate, citrusy kiss of a Pinot Grigio. Reader, I did not get burrata. The plan, as it was hastily whispered to me between the thrumming bass and the Show more