Expensive Just Because
Price: $299.99
Length: 4 minutes
Size: 105 MB
Format: mp4
Resolution: 1920x1080
Added: 1/6/23 10:30 PM
$300 for 4 minutes? What a deal!
And what do you get out of it? Nothing, of course!
Nothing except the reminder that you exist to pay, and I exist to be paid.
So buy this at my very generous offer. Just because I want it.